BlueboneFish & Chips · Coogee

Coogee · frying since 2014

Fried to order, Coogee.
Fourteen minutes.

Hake, snapper and barramundi, out of the fryer when you get here. Know the total and the wait before you ring.

Frying since 2014 · 4pm to 8:30pm, Tuesday to Sunday · from $18.50 for two

Order here and you pay our price. We don’t add a delivery-app margin to it.

Two things worth knowing first

  • Hake feeds four for $13.20 less than snapper. Four pieces with large chips is $34.00 on hake and $47.20 on snapper. If you’re feeding kids, take the hake — it’s the fish most of the shop eats.
  • Grilled costs exactly the same as fried. Every fish, every size, every order. Nobody charges less for grilled, and nobody tells you it’s the same price either. Switch it on the card and watch the total sit still.

Build your order

Most shops make you ring to find out what a family feed costs. Build it here, then ring.

The parcel, open on butcher paper A drawing of an open parcel on a sheet of butcher paper. Battered fillets are fanned out on the left, a heap of chips sits in the middle with steam rising off it, the order is written on the paper at the right, and a lemon wedge sits below it — replaced by a tray of scallops and calamari when the pack is added. The figures beside this drawing carry the same information. 4 pieces hake, fried large chips $34.00
$34.00 Ready in about 14 minutes

Pickup at the Coogee shop. Pay at the counter, card or cash.

How many eatingsets the pieces
Fishper piece
Chipsone to share
Fried or grilledsame price
Addoptional

Grilled is priced exactly the same as fried — every fish, every size, every order on this card. Nobody charges less for it, and nobody tells you it’s the same price either.

Four eating, four pieces of hake, fried, with large chips. $34.00, ready in about 14 minutes.

Send this order for pickup

How it works

Three steps and a timer

Nothing is cooked until your order is on the board. That’s the whole reason for the wait, and the whole reason it’s worth waiting.

01

Build it, then ring

Use the card above so you know the total before you pick up the phone. Or send it from this page and we’ll have it written up when you call.

02

It hits the fryer when you order

Twelve minutes for two pieces, one more for every extra piece, four more if you’ve added the pack. That’s the number on the card, not a guess.

03

Wrapped, salted, out the door

Chips salted after you order, not before. Paper, not a foil tray — it keeps the batter crisp on the drive to Munster.

And one thing we don’t do

We’re not on the delivery apps

No drivers, no third-party menu, no separate set of prices. An app order costs a shop a margin on every dollar and the only way to carry that is to put it back into the menu — including for the people standing at the counter. We’re not going to publish a percentage for somebody else’s business, so here is ours instead: the price on this page is the price at the till, and there is no surcharge on a card under $50.

Regulars

What people say at the counter

Written for this demonstration page. Bluebone is a fictional shop and so are the people quoted.

  • “Rang at ten past five on a Friday, walked in at twenty-five past, walked out with it. The chips were still too hot to eat in the car, which is the point.”
    Marisa T. Spearwood · Friday pickup
  • “Asked for grilled expecting to be stung for it. Same price as the battered. First shop that’s ever told me that up front.”
    Dev P. Beeliar · grilled barramundi
  • “Four of us for thirty-four dollars and nobody went hungry. The board tells you what the fish is, which sounds obvious until you go somewhere that doesn’t.”
    Kath L. Munster · family feed

Where we are

The highway side of Coogee

Sketch map of Coogee and the suburbs around it A stylised map with Cockburn Sound on the west side. Bluebone is marked at Coogee. North Coogee lies to the north along the coast, Hamilton Hill to the north-east, Bibra Lake to the north-east inland, Spearwood to the east, Success further east, Munster to the south and Beeliar to the south-east. A dashed ring around Coogee marks where most of the shop's regulars come from. North Coogee Hamilton Hill Bibra Lake Spearwood Success Munster Beeliar Bluebone · Coogee Bluebone Cockburn Sound The Sound Ring: where most of our regulars drive from
  • Coogee
  • North Coogee
  • Munster
  • Beeliar
  • Success
  • Hamilton Hill
  • Spearwood
  • Bibra Lake

We’re a shop, not a fleet — everything above is a drive, not a delivery run. The furthest regulars come from Success and Bibra Lake, and they ring first so the fish goes in as they leave.

Parking is on the side street, and there are two bays out the front that turn over quickly between five and half past six.

4pm to 8:30pm, Tuesday to Sunday. Closed Monday.

Questions

What people ring and ask

What fish is it today, and is it named?

Named, always. Hake is on every day and it’s what most of the shop eats. Barramundi and snapper go up on the board when we have them, under their own names. If a species isn’t on the board it isn’t in the fryer — you won’t get “fish of the day” from us.

Fresh or frozen?

Both, and we’ll tell you which when you ring. Some of what we sell comes in frozen at sea and is thawed here, which is normal for this trade and nothing to hide. Ask on the day and you’ll get a straight answer about the piece you’re buying.

Can I get it grilled? Does it cost more?

Yes, and no. Grilled comes off the flat top with lemon instead of out of the fryer, and it’s the same price — every fish, every size, every order. Drive the order card above and watch the total sit still when you switch between them.

Do you do gluten free?

The batter is a standard wheat batter and the fryers are shared, so we can’t call anything gluten free. Grilled fish doesn’t go near the batter, but the flat top and the utensils are in the same kitchen. Ring and tell us what you need and we’ll tell you honestly what we can and can’t keep separate.

Do you deliver?

No. We don’t run drivers and we’re not on the delivery apps. An app order costs the shop a margin on every dollar, and the only way to carry that is to put it back into the menu for everyone — including the people standing at the counter. We’re not going to publish a percentage for somebody else’s business, so here’s ours instead: order on this page or on the phone and you pay the price you can see.

Can I order now for later?

Yes — pick a pickup time on the order form and we’ll drop it in the fryer to land on that time. Anything more than about an hour ahead, ring it through as well so it goes on the board with a time against it.

Big orders, footy nights and school holidays?

Anything over about ten pieces, give us half an hour’s notice and we’ll stage it so nothing sits. Friday between six and seven is the busiest hour of the week and the wait on the card can stretch; ring and we’ll give you a real time rather than a hopeful one.

What do you take, and is there a surcharge?

Card or cash at the counter. No card surcharge under $50, no booking fee, no minimum order. The number on the order card is the number on the receipt.

Order direct

Send it through for pickup

Your order card is already written into the box — change anything you like before you send it. We’ll have it on the board with your name and your time against it.

Prefer the phone? (08) 9000 0424, 4pm to 8:30pm Tuesday to Sunday. Either way you pay the price on this page.

From $18.50 · twelve minutes for two pieces · pickup at the Coogee shop

Nothing is charged here. You pay at the counter when you collect.

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